I just laughed so loudly I startled myself.
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER
remember 2001-2004 though???!? remember windows xp and kerrang and neopets and shrek being a big deal and beyblades and ps2 skating/snowboarding games and “i believe in a thing called love” and flash video sites and avril lavigne and wearing chains on jeans and t.A.T.u. and seeing LOTR and PotC in cinemas and how every boy looked like reese from malcolm in the middle
Proof of why you should be very careful with your sex toys!
If you’re getting something that’s claims to be silicone on the package, but you’re not familiar with the company, then you can always test it with an open flame. Silicone will blacken a bit (which can be rubbed off), but it won’t actually catch on fire.
This was terrifying… I nearly held this thing between my fingers before lighting it. Thankfully, I had the good sense to use the tweezers and have the sink already turned on. It smoked a bit at first and then VWOOSH… it was flaming up bigger and faster than I imagined it would. Had I been holding this by the ring as I had originally intended on doing, then I would have been burned and possibly severely injured.
For the record, this was a Hott Products Unlimited Tongue Dinger (Vibrating Tongue Ring).
Again, nothing I would have ever bought, but it was in the box of “goodies” that Tulip sent.
do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”
— farewell, warden!
we’re counting on you.
so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER
best literary analysis ever
A Texas man is under arrest after gunning down a SWAT team member as the officer quietly tried to climb in through the apartment’s window during predawn hours.
Police State USAreports that a resident fatally shot Detective Charles “Chuck” Dinwiddie as the officer climbed in through a ground level window as part of a “no knock” raid. The officers were there due to suspicion that residents were in possession of controlled substances.
Upon hearing a noise, resident Marvin Louis Guy, 50, opened fire on the unidentified officers, shooting three others as well, although only one fatally.
Guy is currently being held on capital murder charges in connection with Dinwiddie’s death, even though it’s unclear how Guy was supposed to know that the men crawling in through the window were police officers since they hadn’t identified themselves.
The evidence sheet lists a laptop, a safe, a pistol, and a glass pipe, but no drugs were found. Given the evidence, why did police deem it necessary to seek a “no knock” warrant and why did a judge sign off on it?
Very little is known about Mr. Guy, but Dinwiddie left behind two children, all because his SWAT team went creeping into a home where the residents didn’t even have any drugs. Is that the best use of law enforcement tax dollars?
Guy’s bond has been set at $3 million dollars.
Thank you lieutenantnorals!
"cop breaks and enters with state approval, gets his ass shot"
this happened in Texas where it is perfectly legal to shoot and kill someone who is breaking into your home
Literally everybody knows that in Texas you can open fire on someone who comes onto your property without permission. What in the hell did they expect??
Where the NRA at? In the largest pro-gun state of Texass, those second amendment rights only apply if you’re white.
Oh no stand your ground for the homie right???? NO STAND YOUR GROUND FOR THE HOMIE RIGHT????!????!!!!
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
I get pissed just because those names were originally meant for my characters. But then I usually just figure it’s one of my own old accounts