can you imagine two scott mccall's having a conversation
"i have to save everybody"
"no i have to save everybody"
"no man, let me help you. let me save everybody."
"i can’t do that to you. think about mom. she needs you. i’ll save everybody."
"dude no. mom needs you. let me do this for you. let me save everybody. you take care of allison.”
[two content sighs]
what friendship with me is like
World’s Shortest Photoshoot (via Kathrin K. und Kötis)
how to piss off a northerner in 1 simple step
haha i was just talking abotu this with a friend haha it’s true
in texas people feel entitled to not do jack shit if they have to put up with actual WINTER
That’s because Texas has nothing to actually deal with snow and ice? Most people don’t have wheels that could easily deal with ice and snow, we don’t have snow plows or anything else to get snow or ice off the streets besides a couple of sand trucks.
Also, usually school doesn’t close cause of snow- it closes because of ice. Which I think it a really good thing- every time there is ice and I’m riding with someone, I see at least 1-2-3 cars in an accident. Almost been in one or two myself! I’m trying to imagine texas and university street if we had to go to school still with ice. I don’t think I would survive.
Yeah, Louisville gets maybe 3-5 ice storms each winter and the roads get really dangerous because there are HILLS EVERYWHERE. My school district was really stingy with snow days so there were days where I’d be taking the bus to school and we would get stuck for an hour because the bus couldn’t gain enough traction to go uphill. Bus rides on icy days were legitimately terrifying.
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
I can actually sense a dog in my future.
my productivity for today
this whole “bed rest” thing is driving me insane
DAY 5: Favourite Fairy Type